Saturday, December 27, 2008

Red Hawk

Elk Grove has new casino, Kemo Sabe.

Sacramento region now has Red Hawk (kree-eh-ahhhhh), fabulous new casino by Shingle Springs Miwok tribe. 2,000 slots, 75 tables, premier high limit room.

Dim-witted White Man no longer huddle family around AM radio on three-legged dinette for weekly powerball drawing. Now he can pack wife, gas up Pacer for few dollars, drive to Red Hawk (kree-eh-ahhhhh) on new, $200 million overpass off-ramp.

White Man feel good while losing rent money, because White Man know 1,750 jobs created. Red Hawk (kree-eh-ahhhhhh) now biggest employer in El Dorado county.

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