Thursday, June 10, 2010

To Infinity And Beyond

Well, PG and E couldn't buy their own proposition.

Still, having spent $45,000,000 to lose proposition 16, this money will have to come from somewhere, and with a guaranteed rate of return for their investors, this will ultimately come from their own ratepayers, methinks. I'm a PG&E gas ratepayer, and most certainly to some degree I'll be paying marginally more, I'm sure.

Know what forty five million might have bought? -- two new breaker and a half substations with lifespans well in excess of forty five years. But instead, it bought pretty glossy fliers that have all been tossed into the trash. It bought radio and TV airtime that's now radiated fifty times the distance beyond Pluto, on its way to the Oort cloud. All this has radiated beyond our furthest satellite, Voyager II, and that's all that's left of this $45,000,000. To infinity and beyond.

Finally! We can return to all those boner pill advertisements on TV and radio, now that Meg Whitman won't be flooding the state with her messages. That's an interesting combination of advertising, don't you think? On one hand, Meg Whitman, and in on the other, boner pills. The two don't really go hand in hand...

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