Thursday, January 28, 2010

Just Republican Enough

While carpooling into work this morning, I noticed a car on the freeway with an Obama bumper sticker. No big deal, we see these all the time. Yet this car had another sticker: "Too poor to vote Republican." No big deal, these aren't very common, but hey, we see them out there from time to time.

Oh man! You should have seen the clouds of blue smoke coming from its tailpipe...and on closer inspection it had expired tags, over three months due. Too poor to pay your bills, but not too poor to drive solo, huh slick? The car likely can't pass smog, with the blue smoke indicative of burning oil.

Their third bumper sticker should read: " Just Republican enough to damn the environment."

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